Apr/18/14
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chimondo:

dennys:

"It’s a metaphor, see. You put the bacon thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the…um…well, you eat it, actually, ‘cause it’s there and you’re nearly tasting it. So it’s not a metaphor. Um. I have no idea where I was going with that. Want some bacon?"

SOMEONE DELETE THE DENNYS BLOG


Apr/18/14
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arachnids8rip:

its-halloween-cas:

becca-morley:

you fucked up

My six pack has arrived due to laughter

It’s 3:30 am and I’m crying because I can’t stop laughing. 


warpsex:

i love captains

pirate captains, starship captains, captain america captains

give me all the captains


Apr/18/14
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midget-banana:

hijackspace:

thehttydblog:

modern-hiccup:

Me and my sibling can go from

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to

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in like three seconds 

#MY LIFE

on a scale from disney to dreamworks what’s your sibling relationship

MARVEL

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Apr/17/14
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mokou:

if you follow me on tumblr and like my posts a lot i probably have fondly memorized your username and consider you a pal


Apr/17/14
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charlavail:

Melon nappin’ in my lap


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writersprocrastinate:

Hi, I’m a writer. My hobbies include not writing. 


Apr/17/14
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thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives


Apr/17/14
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viviku:

vandigo:

redsuns-n-orangemoons:

shybairnsget-nowt:

americas-liberty:

Students Fed Up With Michelle Obama’s School Lunch Overhaul — Menu-Item Snapshots Spell Out Why

Wow that is depressing. 

okay but is that michelle’s fault for pushing for healtheir lunches or is it school districts’ faults for cutting corner by cutting calories but not making lunch any healthier?

let’s look into it.

Yes, thank you. Because yes she is pushing for a healthier lunch, but the schools still value football over feeding their students, which means that instead of providing enough healthy food to keep their students from starving, they are cutting down the amount of food available to fit within the caloric requirements … while then taking the money they saved to re-sod the football field for the third year in a row. Maybe new uniforms.

thank you for adding that. i really really doubted michelle wanted this to happen.


Apr/17/14
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poorprovincialtown:

editingatwork:

musical-treasures:

So a boyband walked onto the Britain’s Got Talent stage and everyone thought they were going to sing One Direction or something typical…and then they sung Stars from Les Miserables.

This is the best thing ever. Just listen to those harmonies <3

Simon’s face says “I like it against my will.”

IT’S EVERYTHING I EVER DREAMED


Apr/17/14
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asymmetricjester:

ACCIDENTALLY GROWS REALLY ATTACHED TO A STORY I’LL NEVER WRITE


Apr/16/14
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clintbarttons:

avengers 2 sypnosis:

  • everyone talks about what they have been doing since the first movie
  • clint just sits there staring into the camera like he’s in an episode of the office

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colin-fucking-morgan:

thagirlwhocan:

jjlj13:

lumos5000:

lumos5000:

lumos5000:

peenchesters:

can you document the exact moment your life started going downhill?

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i can

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me too

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can’t forget this one

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nothing is more accurate.