Bath mat turns red when wet.
I need towels made out of this, and then I’d make my guests use them with out telling them.
Then wait for the screams of terror.
Calm down there, Satan.
reblogging just for that comment
“My name is Percy Jackson…pjo
like ok hannibal is always making really nice meals and eating really fancy food
does he ever just go home after work and like stare at his freezer full of body parts and just
“you know i don’t really feel like human tonight.
im gonna have a hot pocket.”
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
i feel like i finally understand those people who are just really really wrong in casting choices when they write bizarre avengers au things
because if there was an avengers au of annie then i just want tony to be miss hannigan so bad
well “little girls” just became 10x more creepy
embarrassing parts of books are a million times worse than embarrassing parts of movies i’ve decided because you can’t look away or cover your face until it’s over you have no choice but to pay attention and endure that secondhand embarrassment with them
Time to get ready for the Teen Wolf Season 3 Prayer Circles.
I regret nothing.
Hannibal Drinking Game
THE LAST ONE CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD NGL
The word you’re looking for, and the one Spock actually uses in the books, is t’hyla. As defined by Gene Roddenberry, who invented it, the word means: Friend/Brother/Lover. Please note that this word was specifically invented to describe Kirk and Spock’s relationship within the context of the story. Roddenberry didn’t have to invent it at all. He didn’t have to include ‘lover’ among the meanings either. But he did. And he did. So THEY did, if you get what I’m saying.
17 new inclusions!!!
We’ve added a plethora of new inclusion options to our signature tea blends which now allows a near-endless array of possibilities. The list of inclusions is now:
- apple pieces
- apricot - NEW
- blueberries - NEW
- candy canes - NEW
- cardamom - NEW
- cherries - NEW
- chocolate chip
- cloves - NEW
- cocoa nibs
- coconut - NEW
- cornflowers - NEW
- cranberries - NEW
- lavender - NEW
- lemon balm
- lemon verbena
- mango - NEW
- marigold flowers
- orange peels
- pineapple - NEW
- raspberry pieces - NEW
- raspberry leaves
- rose hips
- rose petals - NEW
- safflower - NEW
- sprinkles - NEW
- strawberry pieces - NEW
whatever you’re expecting I promise it’s not what you’re expecting
I swear to god that scene was made for that song
i promise you will not be disappointed
IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR 2584698633 YEARS
THIS IS THE BEST POST I’VE EVER SEEN I SWEAR TO FUCKING CHRIST
why is this so amazing
i tried not to reblog….just couldn’t do it
i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going
if i start a show i’m in it until the end
in sickness and in health
till death or discontinuation do us part
man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from
oh yeah fuck glee
red white and blue are the colors of freedom until they’re flashing in your rearview mirror